I've just got round to watching an interesting BBC programme called Crisis Command, the idea of which is to take three people as "ministers", face them with a crisis situation and see how well they would deal with it.
One of the would-be ministers was a chap called Simon Woodruffe, founder of the Yo! Sushi restaurant chain, and he did say at the end of the show that he's considered entering politics.
Mr Woodruffe, as you and your two ministerial colleagues took decisions that would have resulted in the deaths of thousands of civilians, the loss of the Houses of Parliament through a 9-11 style airliner crash, and the flooding of a large part of London's tube network - resulting in an economic cost to the country in the order of £50 BILLION, I suggest that you're way out of your depth. Please stick to faffing about with raw fish...
Could I have done better? Well, for the record, I made the correct call on the decisions they were faced with seven out of seven times. Reading all those Tom Clancy novels has clearly stood me in good stead!