Driving along towards Hove this afternoon on a lunchtime errand, I was less than delighted to find all the traffic backed up and crawling forwards at around 40 mph. As the road we were on is a dual carriageway with a 70 limit, this seemed a little slower than necessary and as I looked ahead I soon saw why.
Ahead of us were a pair of caravan-dragging cretins who for some reason had decided to parade along in a line-abreast formation. Never mind the fact that most of us are still at work and not on our holidays, these guys were taking their time...
Of course, this is a sign. The weather seems to have turned a bit chilly and wet, the mobile-home crowd's infesting the roads - conclusion: bank holidays approaching!